@rolldiggity: I bet chickens have mixed emotions about Thanksgiving, because they're safe for a day, but why aren't they good enough for a holiday meal?
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@TheMichaelRock: I am aware that smoking will kill me, please explain to me again how you'll live forever
@dysondoc: Trump: "I'm going to make sure we let in less immigrants." Pence: "Fewer!" Trump: "Shhh, don't call me that yet."
@HallpassCanada: Happy Thursday guys and remember. If you can't spot the douche at work today, then it's probably you.