@errdayhustlah: I bet Columbus was super pissed when he rolled up in the Santa María only to find Dora had already explored America.
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@PJTLynch: Announcer: "Welcome to the Super Bowl 50 Halftime Show. Are you ready to rock?!" [crowd goes nuts] A: "Well too bad, here's Coldplay"
@Reel2Dialog2: Dear woman I saw jog down a busy street, run into a liquor store, buy two bottles of wine, and then jog back home, Come back to me.
@RichHarris2: You can't force someone to love you. All you can do is hire a panda suit and wait outside their window reading sonnets.
@envydatropic: 75% of parenting is taking their keys to punish them And giving them back because they're driving you crazy