@TheWoodenslurpy: I bet dogs at parties get tired of being singled out by socially awkward humans.
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@UnFitz: It's called "personal grooming" as though we might get confused and groom a total stranger.
@juliussharpe: I have the Anne Hathaway "It came true!" reaction whenever the guy at Subway hands me my sandwich.
@LurkAtHomeMom: Just punched myself in the face trying to swat away a mosquito. Think I'm officially done with summer. Proceed with the pumpkin spice shit.