@TheWoodenslurpy: I bet dogs at parties get tired of being singled out by socially awkward humans.
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@Douchekevin: This hangover feels like the kids lunches are going to be a brown paper bag with a handful of change, and a note that says 'buy something'.
@LosLos__: And then God said: Let women have infallible memory. But technology said: And screenshots, just in casies.