@TheWoodenslurpy: I bet dogs at parties get tired of being singled out by socially awkward humans.
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@hazelmotes1: Having daughters is great if you want to get yelled at every time you hit a butterfly with your car.
@thevirtualidiot: On second thought this "Thug's Life" tattoo probably shouldn't have been done in Comic Sans.
@Kilgore_Studge: I always write "boing" in the memo section of my checks, so all parties involved know how this is gonna go.
@Jenny4ashley: Boss: Are you high? Me: If I was high could I do this? *teleports two inches to the right*