@juliussharpe: I bet "Fifty Shades of Grey" won't make that much money because most of the people who want to see it are tied to a bedpost.
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@KalvinMacleod: My wife asked me what new hairstyle she should get, so I held my breath until I passed out.
@decentbirthday: *dancing with the stars* *all of a sudden there's a fault in our stars* me(to stars): what the hell guys? we practiced this! *star wars*
@aveuaskew: The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me.