@ispypanda: I bet it's tough being a police sketch artist in China.
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@PinkCamoTO: It's like grandma always said... Make sure you put everything in the medicine cabinet back where you found it or you won't be invited back.
@TheBoydP: Hey Mexican food restaurant waiter, if the basket is empty you don't have to ask. YES I WANT MORE CHIPS!
@adriennekhals: Worst day. Had a tampon behind my ear all afternoon and still cant find my cigarette.