@ispypanda: I bet it's tough being a police sketch artist in China.
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@TeaBeaPea: Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen?
@PrettiestPickle: Drinking game. Make the drunkest person in the room call in a Chinese food order. Every time they have to repeat themselves, take a shot.
@Vodkantots: Grilled cheese is just regular cheese that's been forced to account for its whereabouts last night between 9:30 and 11.
@WheelTod: [First Date. Full moon] Her: You looked different in your profile picture. Werewolf: I forgot to check the calendar