@kevnasto: I bet Jane didn't know Tarzan swings both ways.
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@Blarebare: The pet groomer didn't appreciate the 10 dollar bill I slid across the table to give my dog the "happy ending".
@decentbirthday: cop: way to go, mystery inc., you've caught yet another monster shaggy: no problem cop: lets celebrate by eating those brownies we saw in the mystery machine shaggy: haha lets not do that
@reczit: Ancient guys used to invent good stuff because they never had to untangle their headphones seventy three times every day.