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@kevnasto: I bet Jane didn't know Tarzan swings both ways.
@jesus: Don't eat my chocolate. I'll be back Monday.
@jonnysun: Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom
"wat abot that shadowy place. by 5pm it wil be in the sun"
..who told you about science
@FeelsLike2sday: I was born to be wild, but only until around 9:30
@designersays: If you love someone set them on fire. Did I get that right? Oh god what have I done. It's SET THEM FREE isn't it? Sorry burning loved one.
@jake_lach: Dog ate raw chicken so I called the vet to see what I could do
He asked what I think they eat in the wild. Basically, he called me an idiot