@Harbinger_one: I bet my church never imagined it was even possible to twerk to Amazing Grace.
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@UGotMeRight: The wife convinced me into taking her to Hawaii if she lost 20 pounds. You'd be surprised how many M&M's someone can swallow in their sleep.
@djdarrellripley: Why do they put Valentines Day candy in a box shaped like a heart? It's kind of like eating ice cream out of a lung...
@crylenol: what if your dentist is the one idiot who disagrees with the all the other dentists? how would you know?
@NourhanKheir: I believe in ten years, gifts for newly born baby would be a SIM card and a cell phone.