@Coolisiana: I bet nobody noticed Superman flying around at first, so Clark just started pointing out every bird and plane until it caught on
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@rickolantern: Me: I snuck in my own candy and a drink Her: This is a funeral home Me: Without a snack bar
@botandy: 9 out of 10 archaeologists agree, the 10th one should not have uttered incantations to unlock the cursed bonds holding that Sumerian daemon
@thesulk: "I got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losin' control." Buddy, you got stomach flu.