@Coolisiana: I bet nobody noticed Superman flying around at first, so Clark just started pointing out every bird and plane until it caught on
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@joeljeffrey: I'm not afraid of identity theft. Go ahead and enjoy being broke and having my dad call you a failure.
@EFFLORESCENE: me at 15: i can’t wait to go to college and experience parties and everything!! me at 20: ok so listen. there’s a new grocery store. i got a mango for 39¢
@goodballs: [sees girl reading Lord of the Rings] "Ah I love that book. The way that guy is just [clenches fist] the Lord of all those freakin rings."