@Aspersioncast: I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things.
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@MelKassel: DENTIST: let's get started, shall we? *places drill on tray* ME: um D: *places giant needle on tray* ME: uhhhhh D: *places handgun on tray*
@DothTheDoth: Two squirrels in the backyard. But they are not playing together. Wonder if there's history.
@TheBoydP: TV Anchor: I don't have my Halloween costume yet but it's going to be cool and wet! Me: Wow you go girl! TVA: turning to weather... M: Oh...