@Aspersioncast: I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things.
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@chagger73: Going down on a woman is the best. The way her thighs cover your ears so you can finally get some quiet time...
@Kyle_Lippert: *brings a laser pointer to the Broadway showing of Cats and creates utter mayhem*
@meganamram: Today i convinced my brother for a full minute that the Beatles wrote "blackbird" about Batman