@Aspersioncast: I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things.
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@Sarcasticsapien: I hate the phrase "let me clarify" because it means someone is about to talk some more.
@Book_Krazy: I secretly replaced my husbands coffee with the empty toilet paper roll he left in the bathroom. Let's see if he notices.
@TheToddWilliams: [back from the ultrasound] MOTHER-IN-LAW: So did you see the fetus? ME: Fetus, handus, legus...there was practically a whole baby in there!