@Aspersioncast: I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things.
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@WritePlay: When people ask What Would Jesus Do, I remember how he hid in that cave for 3 days after people were so mean to him. That's more my speed.
@Jessdaisy: Current relationship status: Leaving pizza and beer in the bushes, to lure in stalkers.
@AGreaterMonster: I'm going to swallow a jack-in-the-box so that when they do an autopsy—BOING, surprise!
@bingowings14: I removed Sean Connery's limbs & replaced them with Daniel Craig's arms & Pierce Brosnan's legs. They formed an unlikely Bond.