@IsisIrisimawake: I bet Stephen King's kids aren't afraid of shit.
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@richardosman: Am sitting in horrible traffic, but fortunately someone is beeping their horn so we should be on the move soon.
@amselts: After the machine uprising, robots in the club will dance "The Human" by compulsively overeating and playing with their phones on the toilet
@man_spach: I shut down my computer in the middle of an iTunes update and I think Siri just sent a Terminator back in time to kill teenage me.