@WriterLifeCo: I bet that at some point in history a baby ate a dingo.
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@DanMentos: "I think I have ADHD, doc" why? "I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford" that's not- "yeah I keep losing my Focus" get out of my office
@Eden_Eats: Poor Luigi when his parents were all, "This is Mario, we also call him 'Super Mario'. And this Luigi, we also call him 'Player 2'.
@ImKevinito: Wifey is pregnant again. She wants a girl but I want a black guy so I have someone to play basketball with.
@abbycohenwl: Gramma: When I was your age, a candy bar was a nickel Me: That sounds really hard to swallow