@JasonLastname: I bet the best massage in the world is getting attacked by a toothless shark.
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@_ISpeakTrue: Guys aren't the only one who get friendzoned! I'm so deep in the friendzone that I've met his girlfriends parents
@thexythara: If I say "I don't know, let me look", I'm really just spinning around in my chair a few times while you're on hold.