@JasonLastname: I bet the best massage in the world is getting attacked by a toothless shark.
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@Rollmaninoz: Caesar: friends, Romans countryman lend me your ear... [2 days later] *Caesar opens mailbox* "oh FFS Van Gogh IT'S A SAYING!!!!!'
@AndyAsAdjective: Respond to every "How was your weekend?" today by staring off into the distance & whispering "So much blood..."
@Carbosly: Being a hacker in the '80's was way easier. *shakes vending machine until chocolate bars falls.