@JasonLastname: I bet the best massage in the world is getting attacked by a toothless shark.
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@kaytaa: Just saw a homeless dude with a sign reading "Hungry Hungry Hobo". I shouldn't laugh right?
@QueefTornado: Wife was feeling kinky last night so she got naked and I tied her to the headboard, then me and my buddy ordered pizza and played X-Box.
@bobvulfov: absolutely disgusting that we as a society are still okay with people making hats out of cowboys