@JasonLastname: I bet the best massage in the world is getting attacked by a toothless shark.
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@tsm560: Me: I really don't have any bad habits to speak of. Her: So you have no bad habits? Me: No, I have plenty! Just none I'd want to speak of.
@NickSwardson: Congrats to the person that invented the wobbly restaurant table. It's basically everywhere now.
@RainbowJohnJ: *addresses the elephant in the room* *puts a stamp on the elephant in the room* "My pen pal is gonna love this."