@FredPollack: I bet the first mohawk was created by a guy trying to even out his sideburns.
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@Coops_Bradley: That's a really big gun in your pants. And that's how you get out of a speeding ticket.
@MarfSalvador: GF: *vomiting in sink* Ugh morning sickness Me: Wait. . . wh-what? GF: I'm pregnant Me: Woah, slow down. Why did you call me sickness?
@Sassafrantz: Friday always feels like Wile E. Coyote running off the cliff and Monday is when he looks down.