@Sickayduh: I bet the guy who invented fake dog shit was upset the name "shampoo" was taken
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@AimeeHelene1: Tonight's special: Hummus-fed pigeon leg, rolled in coffee grinds, served on a bed of fresh lawn clippings $105 - Fancy restaurants
@Cidisn: *sees a racoon in the neighbor's trash* I won't say anything if you don't. *continues rummaging*
@LetMeStart: Two little monkeys Jumping on the bed One fell off and Bumped his head EXACTLY HOW THEIR MOM SAID SOMEONE WOULD BUT NO ONE LISTENS TO HER.