@ninetek: I bet the guy who invented falling asleep was totally like "Oh no! I died! Hey, wait a minute..."
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@jergarl: My stages of awkward: Sober me: I don't know what to do with my hands Drunk me: I don't know what to do with my face High me: What face?
@DaddyJew: *6 opens piggy bank* Me: wtf where'd you get all that? 6: mommy said I could take $1 out of your wallet each day bc you'd never know
@theyearofelan: This reminds me of the time I fired my mother when she was investigating the case of "who ate all the cookies?"
@TheDeadfishSays: I sit in the corner eating my tortillas completely confused by this salsa class.