@ninetek: I bet the guy who invented falling asleep was totally like "Oh no! I died! Hey, wait a minute..."
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@IamEveryDayPpl: <first date> Him: *wipes mouth and tosses napkin on unfinished plate* Me: *seductively slides napkin to the side and finishes his meal*
@robyn_vo: People who say their migraine is going to be the death of them are totally right because I just killed a lady right after she said that.