@arandomhim: I bet the guy who invented the percent symbol, %, got his inspiration from watching his wife put on a seatbelt
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@XplodingUnicorn: My dog loves me, but he also eats his own poop. I don't think I can trust his judgment.
@AllyBallyBeal: Guy across the road can't get his truck started. Now he's rolled up his sleeves. That's how you start trucks. By rolling up your sleeves.
@CraigChamberlin: Good marriage requires communication: My wife tells me I'm wrong, and I tell her she's right.
@dwaghalter: Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns. It's a play on words.