@thesulk: I bet the Mayans made great boyfriends because they're always wrong about everything.
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@Thynebear: "What? Only 2% Milk? Then what's the other 98%!?" [bull walking confidently out of the factory] Oh you don't wanna know
@Andrea__B__: The most important thing in life is to be yourself, unless you can be Batman...always go with Batman
@Sal0630: Sorry I pissed on the walls of your bathroom, but the flowery wall paper made me think I was outside.. Also you're out of Valium