@TheMichaelRock: I bet the murder rate is so low in Canada because you have to go 300 miles to find someone to kill.
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@sips_whiskey: If by speaking Spanish you mean speaking in English but slower and louder, then yes, I speak Spanish.
@JonnyGoodTimes: My girlfriend HATES it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend ( ._.)
@OctopusCavemann: [Alternate Universe Where Lassie Hated Timmy] Ruth: Lassie, have you seen Timmy? Lassie: *puts out cigarette* Nope