@iRowlf: I bet the skeletons, in my gay coworker's closet, are having a dress up party with fabulous clothes.
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@gitson_shiggles: If people on Twitter found a horses' head in their bed at least 3/4 of them would get a selfie with it before calling the cops.....
@underchilde: If you buy a Mustang and don’t rev the engine at every red light, the bank will repossess it.
@QwertyJones3: I just battle rapped my 4 year-old and rhymed "take a nap" with "piece of crap" so don't tell me about your parenting skills.