@That_Damn_Duck: I bet the women who only tweet about sex are probably some of the nicest men you’ll ever meet in person.
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@ericsshadow: One time I got fired for being too drunk. Not for being drunk. For being too drunk. I miss that place.
@Death_Buddy: ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE? "Haha a man obviously" *Detective places cheese on table* *suspect starts to sweat*
@caliluvgirl77: [first date] Boy: so where are you from? Me: [points to all you can eat sign] I live here now.