@glazerboohoohoo: I bet the worst part abt being an organ harvester for the black market is having to fill the motel bathtub using that little bucket for ice.
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@GrantTanaka: Txt from wife: where r u Me:kitchen Wife:can u feed cat M: I mean garage W:bring in laundry M:bathroom W:clean toilet M: Idaho W:get potatos
@Try2StopME: The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements which may or may not have included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later.
@BromanConsul: I keep my friends close *lean in, whisper* and my anemones closer "Sir thats very fun but aquarium policy forbids sitting in the touch tank"
@TheCatWhisprer: Forgot to use a coupon my wife gave me so now I have to hide it like it's a dead body.