@glazerboohoohoo: I bet the worst part abt being an organ harvester for the black market is having to fill the motel bathtub using that little bucket for ice.
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@JohnLyonTweets: [hell] -What are you in for? -Rape, murder. You? -I invented web ads that make you wait to skip past them. -[backing away] That's messed up.
@Contwixt: So instead of doing laundry I just spent 2 solid hours ranking my laundry baskets from favorite to least favorite.
@KentWGraham: I fear that one day I’ll click on “Forgot password?” and it will say “We’re not telling you. This is going to be a learning experience.”