@Writethatdown12: I bet the worst thing about being abducted is the whole country knows your real weight.
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@moooooog35: I put JIF Peanut butter in the mousetraps and although I didn't catch any mice I did manage to snag 3 choosy mothers.
@geowizzacist: *finds a sock behind the washing machine* *plays loud dramatic romantic music as I reunite two socks*
@CMHorrocks: These racing car drivers are making a lot of pit stops. You'd think they would have went before the race.