@TheAlexNevil: I bet there are muppets that have thought about shanking Elmo.
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@hythemafia: "Pay attention, 007; this might look like an ordinary suitcase but, if you push this button, a handle comes out and you can wheel it."
@weinerdog4life: I scream, you scream, we all scream, while I'm crawling under the bathroom stall to say hi to you.
@dubiousrhetoric: VERY difficult to convince the apple store people that you've only ever dropped your phone 3 times if you dropped it twice in the store.
@teeaysmith: To any ex-military that live on my street I apologize for whatever messages we may be sending, 2yo has discovered light switches