@weinerdog4life: I bet Thor would lose his shit if he knew how many hammers are at Home Depot.
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@ddrwg: All I wanna do is *gun shot* *gun shot* *gun shot* *cash register noise* *goat sounds* *mousetrap explodes* wake up from this weird dream.
@morganalxander: Hello my name is Morgan and I used to think lingerie was just a fancy way to say laundry
@dubstep4dads: "you okay man?" listen dude... i know what im doing *lights a cigarette backwards* ive seen Guy Code like six times