@BrandonVine: I bet when Kanye was little he played tag by himself, then argued with himself on whether he was tagged or not.
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@shutupmikeginn: friend: Are you eating a whole frozen pizza by yourself? me: It was on sale for $4 friend: I wasnt asking because I thought it was expensive
@Jesssicle: Some of you take selfies from so close up, I'm beginning to wonder if you're a T-Rex.
@lmwortho: I think if a trained monkey could drive a car, cook & give out money, my kids wouldn't notice it wasn't me. I need a monkey.