@albz: I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on Halloween they must be like "Ugh, tourists".
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@osigat: People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous.
@AmericanGent69: *security rushes to the department store fitting room to break up a fight but just finds me trying to squeeze into a pair of jeans.
@RocketRankoon: *swivels around in evil chair* *evil laugh* *pets evil cat* *evil cat laughs* *jumps out of evil chair* "Holy shit, that cat just laughed!"