@albz: I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on Halloween they must be like "Ugh, tourists".
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@abhorrent_wife: Please, baseball fans. Enthrall me with complex details about a game where someone hits the ball with a stick and runs around in a circle.
@TheMichaelRock: I just plugged in a USB cord on the first try. My wife is in for a treat tonight.
@jonnysun: [taking atendance] teacher: jimmy jimmy: here teacher: susie susie: here teacher: (sighs) omnipresemt sentinel omnipresent sentinel: ａｌｗａｙｓ