@Shot_Of_Cabo: I bet you say that to all the guys...
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@Mr_Kapowski: McDonald’s Employee: Sir, your kids are not welcome at the Play Place Me: How dare you *one of my goats pops its head up from the ball pit chewing a child’s hat*
@liv_thatsme: (My wedding day) Grandma: You remind me so much of your father Me: Wow, thanks that means a lot G: Your father was a disappointment also