@StellaRtwot: I bet you the first person to invent puzzles was a woman that ripped up a picture of her husband.
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@KKAlThani: A cop stopped me & asked "do you know why I followed you" so I said "cause my tweets are funny" & we laughed & high-fived & I'm in jail.
@DestineyLynn: As I was going through my wallet for a second I thought I got robbed... And then I remembered I got gas.
@thepunningman: Me: It stands for Greatest Of All Time Jeweller: I just don't think your wife will want "THE GOAT IS MINE" inscribed on her wedding ring