@nextpotmodel_: i blame everything on the illuminati. stale bread? illuminati.
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@kentgrossarth: I just found handcuffs, a whip and a mask in my girlfriend's bedroom. I can't believe she's a super hero.
@Schmoodles: There's a party in my pants, with an all you can eat buffet, and a VIP entrance in the rear.
@girl_a_whirl: The year is 2027. Voice to text is flawless. A young child points at a bird and says, "Duck". His mother slaps him.