@nextpotmodel_: i blame everything on the illuminati. stale bread? illuminati.
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@zachreinert03: Audrey Hepburn probably has my favorite last name that combines an STD and a symptom of an STD
@panmidwest: Stranger: so what do you do? Me: I'm in seminary S: seminary huh? so you can't get married? M: nah, I can't get married bc of my personality