@DurtMcHurtt: I blink one eye at a time because flying squirrels can attack at any moment.
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@LipstickSpice: I'm getting married! Well, I have a new boyfriend! Okay, I have a date for tomorrow night! FINE. Shoe salesman said "Come back soon".
@5hael: All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream
@mandysparklerxo: You'll never say "wrong hole" more often than when you're trying to help a toddler put on gloves.