@briangaar: I blow-dried my hair, now it looks like the mane of a majestic lion who is really good at video games
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@AndyAsAdjective: I scream "You haven't seen the last of me!" & follow with maniacal laughter before slowly backing away. The pharmacist smiles kindly.
@KeetPotato: "chill before serving" is the best advice I can think of if you're an angry waitress
@noog: You god damn morons. All these celebrity nudes were leaked by the Illuminati to distract us from important shit like karate and hoverboards.