@briangaar: I blow-dried my hair, now it looks like the mane of a majestic lion who is really good at video games
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@TheBigBatman: her: psssssssst me: ? her: psssssssssssssssssssssst me: ??? her: psssssssssssssssssssssssssssst GOD DAMN IT, MY BLOW UP DOLL HAS A PUNCTURE
@WGladstone: I put my pants on like everyone else: with difficulty, blaming the dryer for shrinking them.