@mattytalks: I booked a suite at a 5 star hotel and when my girlfriend arrived,on the bed spelled out in rose petals was "be right out,I'm taking a shit"
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@joeljeffrey: I'm not afraid of identity theft. Go ahead and enjoy being broke and having my dad call you a failure.
@lisaxy424: 1997 middle school me learning about Rome: But how could such a developed and rich society collapse so suddenly? 2017 me: oh