@david8hughes: I borrowed $500 from a co-worker then paid a homeless guy $8 to kill him in a McDonald's bathroom. I'm up $405 or whatever.
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@VeganZebra: The time between the nurse leaving the room and the doctor entering is for exploring and trying out as many tools as possible