@david8hughes: I borrowed $500 from a co-worker then paid a homeless guy $8 to kill him in a McDonald's bathroom. I'm up $405 or whatever.
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@Karate_Horse: Be careful out there guys. just met a girl, Kylie, and she told me her and her friends are so random...that could mean anything be safe ok