@serialmatrix: I bought a Christmas tree today. The guy asked me if I was going to put it up myself.I said, "No, I'll probably put it in the living room."
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@MavenofHonor: When I use my grandmother's cast iron skillet I feel close to her. Even though she's way, way up there repairing the space station
@AnOrangeSNES: "I just called to say I love you." -Stevie Wonder not understanding how prank calls work
@WilliamAder: They've got a tiger running loose in Atlanta and I won't take out the garbage if there's a moth on the screen door.