@jordanklepper: I bought a dog so I wouldn't feel creepy picking up poop off the sidewalk
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@RudeFunPillow: do u know the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man do u know the muffin man that lives on d-d-d-d-d-d DROP THE BASS *club goes nuts*
@markydoodoo: I bet my doctor wasn't expecting to say "Sir, that is not a toy" so many times today.
@EndhooS: [Last supper] Jesus: Same time next week guys? *they all nod* Judas: I'll book a table for 12 Jesus: you mean 13 Judas: yeah..13, I meant 13