@jordanklepper: I bought a dog so I wouldn't feel creepy picking up poop off the sidewalk
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@charmfoz: The best things in life are free. Unless it's herpes. Stay away from people who want to give you free herpes.
@DomBorrett: Saw a guy this morning covered from head to toe in camouflage and sporting a fluorescent safety jacket... You can't have it both ways mate
@moose_chocolate: If by "fetching" you mean "looks like I was dragged from the woods by a dog" then yes I look fetching.