@BryMastas: I bought a keg and bagels today. That's what kegel is, right?
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@Cpin42: HER: Whisper in my ear ME: [softly] We're cursed chimpanzees stranded on a giant rock orbiting a treacherous star
@WAYNES_O: When the mosquito landed on my face, it was one of the easier decisions of the day for my wife.