@BryMastas: I bought a keg and bagels today. That's what kegel is, right?
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@Home_Halfway: I always like seeing those "Baby on Board" stickers because it's nice to see agreeable babies out there.
@BlackCatBettie: You and I share a very special connection. *I'm parked outside your house using your Wi-fi.
@CPajamaShark: I've got this great joke where I kidnap people's sticker families and leave little post-it ransom notes. Adorable or horrifying? You decide
@errdayhustlah: According to my neighbor's rooster, it's 5am now. Also according to my neighbor's rooster, we're having fried chicken for dinner tomorrow.