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@GetCougarized: I bought a laser pointer, but I don't have a cat.

So I 'borrowed' my neighbor's toddler, but he doesn't seem to get it.
Babies are stupid.

I bought a laser pointer, but I don’t have a cat.

So I ‘borrowed’ my neighbor’s toddler, but he doesn’t seem to get it.
Babies are stupid.

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