@Social_Mime: I bought a treadmill because I ran out of closet space for my clothes.
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@AngelaEhh: This liquid diet crap is a scam. I've been drinking beer since last Tuesday and I'm still fat.
@Amusitr0n: [Stonehenge] *Synth bass line* *hooded figure pops out* "Thiiiiis is hooww we Druuuiiid" *other hooded figures pop out* "It's Friday night"
@rolldiggity: "Hey, man, just called to see when you're going to commercial. Now? Ok, us too." -Radio Stations