@TylerLinkin: I bought a used UPS truck. It gets poor gas mileage but I can park anywhere.
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@kelkulus: Apple will start making Macs in America. In related news, Macs will now cost 3 billion dollars. #SOTU
@Mr_Kapowski: Clown 2: Sorry man. You got outvoted by us, 42-1. We want to listen to ICP Clown 1: My VW Bug. I'm driving the carpool. It's Streisand.
@Jandalize: I'm fearfully awaiting the day my alarm clock becomes self-aware and the snooze button hits me back.
@MrSandeepP: My ex is going to make some guy very happy one day but completely miserable the rest of the time.