@TylerLinkin: I bought a used UPS truck. It gets poor gas mileage but I can park anywhere.
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@UNTRESOR: "How did you sleep?" "On my back, mostly. At one point I tried to climb into my dryer but I couldn't fit."
@Fickle_Filly: Ain't no mountain high enough Ain't no valley low enough Ain't no high-security psychiatric hospital strong enough To keep me from yooou
@robknepper: Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man who is dangerously allergic to fish a fish and he'll eat for a lifetime.