@HonorIKendall: I bought an iBoat and it's syncing!
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@SamReidSays: Dogs are probably really excited about dog sledding before they find out what it actually is.
@jimmy_boston: Wife: Did you get eggs? Me: pew pew Wife: Great lasers, so did you? Me: pew pew pew pew pee Wife: Why me god. Me: *barrel roll* pew pew
@bridger_w: "Then it's agreed. We'll meet back in this same place in 10 years." -Me to some dishes in my sink