@lazerdoov: I bought "extra whitening" toothpaste and now my teeth are spending a year in Korea teaching English
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@taitutu: Judging by your selfie, I can't help wonder why your mother didn't try & sell you to a circus when you were younger.
@juliussharpe: If a non-profit accidentally makes a profit they must be like, "Guys we totally suck at losing money."
@leechee420: Wow bro, that pot leaf tattoo on your neck really makes the colors of your Burger King uniform pop.