@lazerdoov: I bought "extra whitening" toothpaste and now my teeth are spending a year in Korea teaching English
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@davidkenny100: When I was growing up, my mum was always saying "you can do it!" Like when I was asking who was cooking dinner for example
@birbigs: "You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?" -Jesus
@FatherWithTwins: By the time my 5yo is done with his dinner, it'll be time to start applying to colleges.
@JasonLastname: Crazy to think back before camera phones we all used to sit in front of bathroom mirrors with sketch pads.