@MichaelTrying: I bought one follower just to see what it was like and he showed up at my job and his name is Eddie and he’s kind of freaking me out guys.
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@kristygee: I show extra confidence at a job interview by giving a firm handshake before and after every question.
@iwearaonesie: wife: Did you leave a good tip? [flashback to me writing "Always look both ways before pulling out into traffic" on the check] me: Yep
@ddsmidt: The person with duct tape holding most of their car together always has the right-of-way.