@celticrose2312: I bought shampoo for "badly behaved" hair. So relieved my hair will finally stop robbing banks and terrorising old ladies.
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@SamGrittner: "WHAT DO WE WANT?!" "SELF-CONFIDENCE!" "WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!" *everyone breaks eye contact and starts mumbling*
@Alex_N_Chains: I had my appendix taken out as a child. They said it was useless, but based on my life since then, I'm guessing it controls motivation.
@hdaniels_00: When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning", I sleep til noon because I am a problem solver
@LindseyEllison2: If I ever go to prison I will immediately go up to the biggest person and tickle them.