@gm_cage: I bought theater food once. Long story short my son will no longer be going to college..
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@MrSandeepP: My ex is going to make some guy very happy one day but completely miserable the rest of the time.
@ericsshadow: My wife and I asked my son who he loves most. He pointed all around. I said he had to choose, then he told us he was pointing at the wifi.
@KrazykurtKurt: ME: "I don't want sex tonight" GIRLFRIEND: "ok" Reverse phycology doesn't work on women.