@FilthyRichmond: I bring our baby to the bar so I can throw her at people and slurp down their c**ktails while they're trying to catch her.
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@bobvulfov: CIA DIRECTOR: if u take this deep undercover assignment, u will have to give up ur own name forever STUART GIGGLEDICK: not an issue, sir
@Fred_Delicious: *approaches girl in bar* *passes right through her* *i've been dead for 73 years*
@citizenkawala: Dean Martin: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie Neil deGrasse Tyson: I don't even know where to begin with this