@Talk_To_The_Hat: I broke my finger yesterday. On the other hand, I'm okay.
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@Lexi__Alexandra: A recent study shows 50% of people think that people who can't spell are idiots .. The other 50% said "that's ridiclious!"
@thepunningman: [doctors] "How long have I got?" "Not long. Two, three months" [casually places apple on desk] "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"
@YoungNobler: This ATM will not give me free money no matter how many times I try the Konami Code.