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@Marlebean: I broke up with my boyfriend. He was such a jerk. What a goat!

-Don't you mean pig?

No. He tried to eat my couch!

I broke up with my boyfriend. He was such a jerk. What a goat! 

-Don’t you mean pig? 

No. He tried to eat my couch!

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