@rachelle_mandik: I brought a glue gun to a knife fight. Those knives aren't going anywhere.
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@Mr_Kapowski: Wife: Where are you going? Me: I'm wearing my robe and boxer briefs so obviously I'm off to fight crime
@darinlovesbacon: Every photo taken inside my house has at least one laundry basket in the background.
@matt_simpson84: The best thing about Facebook is learning about all the 19-year-olds that miss the 80s.