@pmclellan: I brought my Beats headphones to work, and instead of being left alone, I've had 7 rap battles and am in the finals against A$AP Carol.
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@TragicAllyHere: *I accidentally fall onto my computer and it logs me into Facebook* crap *I try to get up but fall again and it causes me to type in my ex's name* dangit *I fall yet again and comment "your baby looks cross-eyed" on his album* oh shoot
@WheelTod: Funerals have gotten so expensive: at mom's, after paying for the bouncy house, clowns & pony rides, we couldn't afford a decent magic show.
@tayandmae: U know your mind is gone when u get out of bath and realize u only shaved one leg Unless u only have one leg... Then you're good