@AndreTheViking: I built an electric fence around my house. My neighbour is dead against it.
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@riesypiecey: Interviewer: How would you describe yourself? Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.
@Try2StopME: He: That's a handsome dog. What's his name? She: Roger He: Does he bite? She: No He: How does he eat then?
@yerpalmildsauce: How did you get those horrible burns? *flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.