@AndreTheViking: I built an electric fence around my house. My neighbour is dead against it.
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@MoistPork: If you're a vegan and an atheist and a runner, how do you choose which way to annoy people in a conversation first?
@mewritesgood: You may recognize me from such films as: HR surveillance footage 11/13/12 HR surveillance footage 01/22/13 HR surveillance footage 02/28/13
@MarkusJ: finally, the ants are going to rise up and claim their rightful place as masters of this wretched planet
@daemonic3: *buys a bunch of stuff at Costco* Sir, you wanna box for those? "Nah, I hate violence. Can I just pay cash?"